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solo____ & jo_lasallePairing: Kamenashi Kazuya / Akanishi Jin
Word count: c. 7,600.
Rating: All Audiences.
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction and we are not implying that the guys are really doing that. Or the girl.
Disclaimer 2: This should be obvious, but we'd like to reiterate that the characters' views do not necessarily reflect the views of the authors. Mmmkay?
Warnings: If there are any warnings for this story, you will find them here.
Summary: Plans change. Jin gets married to Meisa.
Authors' notes: Trust us.
Authors' notes 2: OK, if you're as wibbly about the Jinpocalypse as we were and don't entirely trust us, highlight for Akame Angst Assessment: AAA Rating: NONE. (Yes, this is totally an Akame story. We consider it very fluffy, actually. A
Meisa is quiet.
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Date: 2012-02-19 05:19 pm (UTC)/goes back to reading
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Date: 2012-02-19 05:24 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-02-19 05:35 pm (UTC)"They'll probably send me on remedial classes where I practice putting condoms on bananas," Jin says.
i laughed SO HARD at this line, lolol.
i can totally see jin doing all of this, and the atmosphere where akame have no beef with each other is nice. ♥ thank you for writing this.
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Date: 2012-02-19 06:28 pm (UTC)Thank you. :DD
We are *cough* of course not saying *cough* that THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED but, you know. Writers can speculate. *g*
Non-angst was essential. We've had enough of fannish angst for the time being. Thank you for commenting!
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Date: 2012-02-19 06:50 pm (UTC)I also enjoyed, TG, the complete lack of angst. A Kame and Jin who 'get' each other is a gorgeous thing indeed-- It's said best by Jin in the story: that he's worked out all his drama and now he's got plenty of room for everyone else's.
I quite liked this, thank you for sharing <3
-maia
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Date: 2012-02-20 06:16 pm (UTC)You know, to be honest, this is pretty much how we see Jin in general; only the circumstances here were a bit unusual in this story. *g*
COMPLETE LACK OF ANGST was what the doctor ordered, for us, so we're glad we could spread some of the lack of angst around. Thank you for this comment, it was nice hearing from you!
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Date: 2012-02-19 07:10 pm (UTC)Funny to see that I'm not the only one who is talking about post apocalypse XD
Just to make this clear, I'm reading this because it's you and I expect quality.
I don't really wanna touch any other FFs with Meisa in it. they all sound far too angsty.... and I don't wanna have too much marriage!angst going on in my Akame consumption right now T_T
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jepp~ got my fluff ^.^ thank you!
you succeeded to make me feel a little better about it, since Jin is responsible here ^.^
hm... isn't it a little bit late to say that you are crazy?
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Date: 2012-02-20 06:16 pm (UTC)Denialtachi can be our tribe. Denial denial denial. ALL IS WELL.
Just to make this clear, I'm reading this because it's you and I expect quality.
This gives us performance anxiety after the fact.
But yay fluff! Yay feeling better! We felt better too. *g*
hm... isn't it a little bit late to say that you are crazy?
Damn.
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Date: 2012-02-19 07:46 pm (UTC)I love this Kame, going along with Jin's crazy ideas because it makes Jin happy, because he loves Jin that much. And this Jin. This Jin is everything I'd expect him to be ;___; Doing the right things for his friends, and because #jinwantsbabies of course, even when they're not all that sensible asdjfhs <333
And I loved that bit when Jin gets home and is all quietly broody and Kame is just nice. It's perfect. So homely, I don't even know, they're like the perfect couple here *____* And the scene where they sneakily slip into Meisa's home. And the mental image of Jin putting condoms on bananas. And. OMG. Yoko. I love that you put Yoko in there. Poor heartbroken Yoko, the ultimate Akame fangirl. He deserves all the love, okay? ALL THE LOVE. And so does this story >.> #emotional
Also. This line. They're talking about making a family. Out of an accident, a friendship, the obscene side of their business and Jin's big, wide-open heart. ;__; <3 <3 <3 Many hearts. All the words I don't have.
And OMG they called it their tiny black thing. Their. Tiny. Black. Thing. All the cuteness, I can't, did I say I love you guys? I'll just... shut up now.
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Date: 2012-02-20 06:17 pm (UTC)Where did we say that? *plink*
#jinwantsbabies #jingetsbabies #alliswell #yokoishappy
Thank you for the lovely, lovely feedback. We felt a bit crazy writing this, but it did, um, help (therapyfic FTW!), so we're glad you found it enjoyable too. ♥
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Date: 2012-02-19 07:54 pm (UTC)I was ify about this at first but I trusted you and I TOTALLY DON'T REGRET IT.
This has just so much amazingness and sweetness and <3333.
So many spectacular lines in this:
"Because I got all my drama done and settled and now I've got to live vicariously?"
It just wouldn't be Akanishi Jin without drama now would it? XD
He lies in the dark, awake, his mind full of evil agency goons and eviller abortion devices, and thinks he'll never get to sleep.
That's just, so, so Jin.
And then he is shaken, hard, and there's a sharp sound in his ears. He flails and hits something meaty and Kame says, "Fuck, what— what, you wanted to wake up, right?"
I died laughing at this. Poor Kame. Sleeping in the same bed as Jin must indeed be an adventure.
All Jin needs to bond with a baby is to hear it exists.
HOW DO YOU COME UP WITH THESE LINES?! HOW CAN YOU FIT INTO JIN'S BRAIN SO WELL?
maybe there really is a ton of room in there...IS ONE OF YOU SECRETLY JIN'S ALIAS OR SOMETHING? That sweet, innocent little baby that Jin loves so much already and wants to protect... *chokes up*"I don't want Kame to kill me if he finds out we even talked about..."
"Kame doesn't kill people," Jin says. "Much. Only when they're incompetent. He's okay with crazy. He's dating me. Let's talk tonight, okay?"
LOLOL. You guys are seriously killing me!
the potential future mother of his boyfriend's fake baby...
Cuz THAT'S something you hear everyday...
"As expected," Kame reports. "Lots of people being jumpy around me, and I'm not sure Koki's buying the slip-and-forgive version, but nothing dramatic."
AHAHAHA. This is so, so MUCH. I can just picture Koki's 'I'm not buying it' expression.
AND YOKO! YOU REMEMBERED YOKO!!!!
The only thing I wish you would have included (but this is NOT a complaint!!!) is maybe something about Jin's wedding ring, and how Meisa's got a nice pretty girly one but Kame just happens to have one indentical to Jin's on his finger that he conveniently loses when not at work. I normally don't like Akame wedding fics cuz it usually involves Kame in a dress and and acting girly and yeah, but you guys could do it right. But let me say again that I'm not complaining! I absolutely love this.
They're having a baby! And everyone's happy! And I will totally sleep better tonight cuz this is way sweeter than any explanation my brain came up with, because this is totally believable. Are you going to continue with this as time goes on? The baby's due in what, September-ish? And I think I'm almost just as excited as they are now.
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Date: 2012-02-20 06:33 pm (UTC)YAY! We admit this was a bit... therapyfic for us, and we're glad it gave you something too.
Thank you so much for the comments on our Jin. <3 We usually enjoy writing him but he was especially dear to us this time around. When he was crazy. *g*
HOW CAN YOU FIT INTO JIN'S BRAIN SO WELL?
LOL omg we should probably be scared...
It's really cool to hear Jin came across well here, though. To tell you the truth, there was something hilarious about writing a guy who is so much more into babies than EITHER one of us. In a way, that was more of an artistic stretch than most other things we've written. *g*
That's actually a cool thought, about the wedding rings. We didn't think about the logistics of that much because we didn't know if there was/would be any canon on that stuff but it could have made for a poignant/funny moment! But, hey, we could all imagine it happened like this and we just forgot to say! Or hey, YOU write it! Denialtachiverse for everyone! XD
We don't have plans at the moment to write explicit sequels to this. (We'd be killing ourselves with babyresearch, for one. We don't know shit about babies!!)
Thank you for this wonderful comment, we kind of went a little gaga over it yesterday. Just so you know.
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Date: 2012-02-19 08:19 pm (UTC)I love your line of though and your way to describe it. Thanks a lot.Roberta
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Date: 2012-02-20 06:31 pm (UTC)It was begging to be explored. Screaming, 'explore me, explore me!!' How could we resist? We're happy you liked it! Thank you for letting us know.
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Date: 2012-02-20 12:36 am (UTC)besides crazy tho', i mean, wouldn't it be great..? sighs. how did that film title go: 'wish for neverland?' oh i'm wishing..
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Date: 2012-02-20 06:31 pm (UTC)Yes, Kame at the Panasonic. I think that's when it became clear that we were definitely going to write this. :)
great minds think alikeWe love your description: Mona Lisa smile.Thank you for commenting! ♥
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Date: 2012-02-20 06:01 am (UTC)This is the reason why Kame is so energetic and happy..
This was why he cried while singing "Zutto" during their concert.
It was because he was thinking of THEIR baby!
HAH! I'm in serious denial here, so...:))
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Date: 2012-02-20 06:32 pm (UTC)Wait, what, he was crying? We didn't even know that. ;_; But yes, the baby. Totally!!! (la la la la la)
Denial works for us... :)
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Date: 2012-02-20 12:28 pm (UTC)The best idea ever, seriously!
It would be totally wonderful if this was really what the whole meisa/jin thing is all about ><
Thank you so much for sharing, you totally made my day :DD
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Date: 2012-02-20 06:35 pm (UTC)We think so too. :D
We're glad you enjoyed it so much, and thank you for telling us!
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Date: 2012-02-20 02:37 pm (UTC)It's such a sweet way of explaining the whole thing and I love how Jin cares so much for the baby, and how Kame is so understanding. The wedding was his idea, even! The interaction between the three of them is just, it's so amazing I can't find the right words for it.
I wasn't exactly bawling my eyes out at Jin's news, but thank you so much for writing this. It's great that something so fluffy was inspired by such a blow to the Akame fandom. (:
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Date: 2012-02-20 06:35 pm (UTC)This is such a lovely comment. Thank you for telling us why you liked it! <3
It's great that something so fluffy was inspired by such a blow to the Akame fandom
Desperate times, desperate measures...
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Date: 2012-02-20 03:28 pm (UTC)Thanks for sharing. I'm so happy you guys wrote this! ♥
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Date: 2012-02-20 06:36 pm (UTC)Oh the tinhats, how they sparkle in the moonlight...
Thank you for commenting! We are quite pleased with ourselves to have earned two comments from the elusive enchanting Rin. :DDD
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Date: 2012-02-20 04:53 pm (UTC)To be honest, this story background is not just a fiction, this is what really did happen in my own country with some celebs. In the depth of my Akame delusional brain I do hope it happens just the same way. And you wrote it! I'm glad that you two wrote it because it's just too perfect with everything and everything ;____;
I'll live base on this then ;____; *kindle my hope again*
Thank you so much. Just lemme live in this dreamland more
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Date: 2012-02-20 06:38 pm (UTC)Akame delusional brains just have to try a little harder now but ALL IS WELL. *cough*
Thanks so much for commenting!
And actually we'd be kind of curious what happened to your two celebs... do you think you could tell us? Maybe PM, or e-mail?
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Date: 2012-02-20 05:13 pm (UTC):OOOOOO
ha-ha-ha ... maybe one day ... in the future ... we will see the truth ;P
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Date: 2012-02-20 06:38 pm (UTC)Much appreciated!
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Date: 2012-02-21 01:06 am (UTC)God I'm being a cry baby here.
You know, I love you girls freaking much.
Thank you for writing this. Thank you for being positive.
This fic is really ease my pain.
My heart hurts so much when I heard the news about jin and meisa. I didn't realize that I ship akame really hard until I heard the news. There's like a buzzing tone in my head. And when reality hit me, I feel like crush. Really. I can't help but think that kame being really hurt. I don't give a shit that is it real or not. But in my tiny little head, the picture of the-edge-breaking kame always appear.
And now I read this. You guys don't know how much it's means to me. It give me a hope and another version of story in my head. I don't care if it's fiction or not. But for me this is what happening for real. Now in my head this story is real. I don't care what other peoples say. Afterall it's my own head *shurgs*
And thank you. Really thank you. This really ease my pain.
And I always read your fics guys. Not to mention that I'm a big fan of the same deep water as you. And I really reccomend that fic to publish into novel. Really. Haha. That fic is too great for a fanfiction XD
And sorry if I never comment. I just think that you guys maybe don't like anonymous comment. But for this I can't help for not to comment. This fic help me much :) *hugs*
Keep up the good work. You guys are really great. Trust me *who am I?* lol
And sorry for my freak comment. I'm just a freak I guess.
<3
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Date: 2012-02-23 07:37 pm (UTC)We figured being positive was the way to go, and writing this did cheer us up a lot. So we're glad it did that for some other people -- 'more cheer, less angst' should be the 2012 motto for this fandom. (You hear that, Jin? You hear that, Kame? NO GETTING RUN OVER BY A BUS AND SHIT.) We had serious angst about it too and... well, we know what you mean by 'crushing'.
We're very happy we could ease some of the angst for you, honestly. It makes us feel all glowy. Thanks so much for stopping by and writing us such a lovely comment!
Oh, and, we don't think we could get our whorey Akame romance fic published as a novel, but thank you very much for the vote of confidence, that's very flattering to say. *blush*
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Date: 2012-02-21 10:42 am (UTC)this is what i thought too about the marriage.
also make a fic bout this~hahaha
thank for sharing~
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Date: 2012-02-21 11:48 am (UTC)i know i sound like a delusional fangirl but i dont care..
the more i dig into this issues, the more it comes to this, for me..
thanx for sharing this =)
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Date: 2012-02-22 12:36 am (UTC)Thanks for sharing^^
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Date: 2012-02-22 01:04 am (UTC)YOU ARE AWESOME.
*hugs100%*
JUST AWESOME.
AWESOME AND ALL.
your fanfic helps me A LOT. Like, I'm hoping this was all real.
Remember some gossips about Kame being the witness of Jin's marriage?
So if it's true, then your fanfic becoming reality, girls.
When Akame read this, I'm sure that they will give you both a new nickname "Shaman-Queens" *get bricked*
And will try to bribe you not to re-post this fic because it's all real. LOL
So, I have to legally call you Shaman, so that you should make another chapter of this fic and then we all will see what happen in the future.
Will it becoming reality? LOL
YEAH.
I love it about Yoko part, he must be so devastated, and joining us in DENIALTACHI gangs. LOL
(He will be the Riida)
We'll make this fic happen, TOGETHER. XD (i think i quote your fic)
I always thought that Meisa must be Akame-shipper too.
ZOMG...
Jelly of her.
Denialtachi needs something like this, srsly, OFTEN.
MORE OF THIS MORE OF THIS.
(so that we could move on) XD
ah, I think I will save this fic on my folder and re-read it as a prove in the future.
Oh, forget to say THANK YOU, my dear Shaman-Queens.
All hail Shaman Queens.
XD
brb dying
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Date: 2012-02-23 07:43 pm (UTC)Thank you for this awesome, enthusiastic comment. We're glad you liked it so much! And yay if it helped -- it helped us cope too, admittedly.
Remember some gossips about Kame being the witness of Jin's marriage?
We did not hear about this! OK, this is starting to sound... more and more complex. *g*
We currently don't plan to write more of this -- omg what would we write about the baby? we know nothing about babies! But who knows, next time Jin throws us a curve, we might be back...
With Yoko leading us, how could we ever be defeated! :)
Seriously, thank you so much for your comment, it made us bounce! ♥
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Date: 2012-02-22 04:28 am (UTC)i love it!
not much else to say but im seriously going to hold on to this view of the jinpocalypse!
cuz i love kame and this way...he and jin get what they want...even if its sooner than they wanted =)
eeeks...akame with a babyshare!
arigatou
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Date: 2012-02-23 07:43 pm (UTC)*cough* #denial #denial
Yes, they thought it was maybe a bit early and risky, but hey, can't give up on that cute little not-quite-there-baby, right?
Thank you for telling us you liked it! :)
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Date: 2012-02-27 07:24 pm (UTC)Kinda delusional, totally crazy but oddly still possible in my mind and I'm so going to ship this idea. *lol*
Thank you girls <3
Also for not giving up on our beloved OTP. *hugs*
You are two awesome writers and I'm more than glad to have you in my fandom. ^3^
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Date: 2012-02-28 03:40 pm (UTC)Thank you, we take that as a great compliment! :-p
We'll be honest, it was a wobbly week after the wedding was announced. But then we thought... nah, we have too much fun and too much love for this pairing to give up now. Hence, fic. *g*
And we were blushing hard at this great compliment. Thank you.