Teenage Artist Ninja Turtle
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solo____ & jo_lasalle
Pairing: Kamenashi Kazuya/Akanishi Jin.
Word Count: c. 2,500
Rating: Teen.
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction.
Warnings: None.
Summary: Museums are boring, right?
Notes: This is the third of the ficlets written for people who guessed our![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
je_holiday story. monika894 asked for "something about a high-end art thief Kame" -- we hope he turned out both high-end and thievish enough for you! :DDD
Notes 2: For the 'Suspension' square on our Kink Bingo card.
Jin wasn't a music student to look at fuzzy European water lilies.
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solo____ & jo_lasalle Pairing: Kamenashi Kazuya/Akanishi Jin.
Word Count: c. 2,500
Rating: Teen.
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction.
Warnings: None.
Summary: Museums are boring, right?
Notes: This is the third of the ficlets written for people who guessed our
je_holiday story. monika894 asked for "something about a high-end art thief Kame" -- we hope he turned out both high-end and thievish enough for you! :DDDNotes 2: For the 'Suspension' square on our Kink Bingo card.
Jin wasn't a music student to look at fuzzy European water lilies.
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Date: 2012-02-28 09:06 pm (UTC)Sorry for the poor comment, but the most important thing has been said: it's an amazing fic. So thank you for sharing!
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Date: 2012-03-02 12:42 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-02-28 09:43 pm (UTC)though, as a proud ma, i will own this phrase "and if his mom sees the boobs in her drive she's going have a cow" brought a definite (physical) pang.. ^^
.. later..
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Date: 2012-03-02 12:42 pm (UTC)Well, what would you do with mysterious boobs in your drive, huh? :)
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Date: 2012-03-02 03:29 pm (UTC)*cackles*
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Date: 2012-02-28 11:12 pm (UTC)a classic paintingboobs. LOL, but that's so Jin-ish too!Kame is so uplifting here, somehow p(*＾-＾*)q Funny and confident, and like he knows what he wants and how to get it. And he's an artist! LOL. Nice one, Kame. And his pseudonym, and his malformed nose, and his special approach to picking up pretty strangers #puregenius #idek
There's also a harness. Which I approve of. (ﾟｰﾟ)(｡_｡) Jin is right though, your Kame is such a perv. God how I love your Kame. And then he goes "Hmmm. In that order?" sdfghj?! And I can't with this, I can't... Let me just stare at it starry-eyed for a while.
Okay.
"I don't know if it's really safe to attempt this with someone who's got problems with his motor skills," Kazuya observes in a slick voice. "But then again, as I said... I like a challenge."
It's like. I can't even. Language. To this. Cute! Hot! Hilarious! Something! I'm not even sure what ∑(O_O；) Also, clumsy!Jin is beyond adorable.
This was a really nice break from other angstier things o(^^o)(o^^)o I feel like I should be thanking you. Because I read this with a smile on my face. And ♡ #mushy ♡♡♡
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Date: 2012-03-02 12:44 pm (UTC)Kame is so uplifting here, somehow
HI JUNNO! :p
Please stare all you like, we're sure Kame would approve.
Also, clumsy!Jin is beyond adorable.
Jin would like you to know that HE WAS DOING QUITE WELL OK he's just getting bad press from nitpicky turtles with FAR MORE PRACTICE. (He just went off to sulk. See what you did there?)
We approve of smiling and mushy. *g* Thank you for this!
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Date: 2012-03-02 01:05 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-02-29 03:51 am (UTC)Ahahaha! This was just too funny! Jin having a painting stolen right in front of him and Kame giving it back to him cuz Jin's just that pretty and Jin suspended on a harness and twirling and it's all the boobs's fault. I just love the ideas you come up with!
The title is totally brilliant and hilarious as well. :D
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Date: 2012-03-02 12:44 pm (UTC):DDDD
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Date: 2012-02-29 06:46 am (UTC)But I hope these words could convey my utmost appreciation for your amazing writing skills..
"LOVE IT SO MUCH!!!"
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Date: 2012-03-02 12:44 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-02-29 09:41 am (UTC)thanks for sharing !
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Date: 2012-02-29 11:22 am (UTC)ninja turtle
or thieves either way he's always intrigueting
if I spell it correctly that is
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Date: 2012-03-02 12:45 pm (UTC)Thank you for commenting!!
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Date: 2012-03-01 08:34 am (UTC)BUT WHERE IS THE TEEN SMUT IN THE AIR I DEMAND SEQUELS THIEF KAME AND IDIOT JIN (.... Pleonasm isn't it) IS WONDERFUL
/waiting for deep water patiently
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Date: 2012-03-02 12:49 pm (UTC)Jin would also have you know that he is not at all an idiot, he was just a little out of his league here. #greatdignity
/waiting for comment patiently
#troll
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Date: 2012-03-04 08:21 pm (UTC)I knew you'd write something really awesome but this just couldn't be any better. A rather stupid Jin and a pervy Kame always make such an excellent pair :D
A boob obsessed Jin just sitting there cluelessly while Kame walks out with the painting and Kame being a perv while Jin's twirling in the air are two images I'll never get out of my mind ( not that I'd even want to) :D
I really couldn't have asked for anything better than that <3
Ooh and the title, that's brilliant xD
PS I'm sorry I'm so terribly late with reading this!
The only excuse I have is that I've been reading Deep Water on my phone lately which means that I go straight to the update and don't check if there's anything else cause the internet's horribly slow xD
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Date: 2012-03-05 08:42 pm (UTC)Jin's not really stupid, just out of his league. This Kame is a particularly overwhelming kind. >_>
We appreciate the feedback! And that you're reading Deep Water on slow internet on your phone. *g*
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Date: 2012-05-28 01:37 pm (UTC)And thank you so much for this comment, too, glad you liked it and the funny came across. We don't usually get quite so cracky, so... THE turtle sends his regards! :D
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Date: 2012-05-29 03:08 am (UTC)i love it when you guys get cracky - you know i have a thing for the snappy-awesome dialogue so it's not a surprise that i wait for your crack. :p
also i have you to thank for my current #kamehameha-ing. :D #yayflail