Saving the environment
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haikusocietySaving the environment
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solo____, speedbetaed by jo_lasalle
Pairing: Kamenashi Kazuya / Akanishi Jin
Word count: c. 300
Rating: Teen
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Fiction, guys.
Notes:razberrycreme randomly asked for Akame fic incorporating the production of electricity and the national environmental policy act. I had five free minutes. This is what happened.
"We have to turn the lights off," Kame hissed, and before Jin could protest he plunged the dressing room into darkness.
"But I can't find---"
"It doesn't matter. The production of electricity is having a negative impact on the environment. If we keep the lights on, Nakamaru will be sticking his head in here in less than a minute to turn them off."
"But in that minute I'll have found---"
"In that minute my mouth will be on your cock and do you really want him to find us like that?"
Kame always had the best arguments. Jin gave in, leaned into Kame's arms and nuzzled Kame's neck while Kame's hands made short work of his belt and zipper, and then Jin felt his pants being pushed down and he shivered.
"It's fucking cold in here," he whispered against Kame's neck, and he felt Kame shrug.
"Nakamaru says that the national environmental policy act states that eighteen degrees is an adequate living temperature," he murmured. His arms closed more tightly around Jin as he pressed their hips together, and Jin could tell he was hard. "He sent a flyer around all the staff and janitors."
Jin felt his shiver turn into a shudder. "That sucks," he said, and heard his own voice sound plaintive.
Kame chuckled. It didn't sound unsympathetic, though. "I suck better."
Jin had to laugh even though he was still cold. "You sure do."
He was surprised when Kame let go of him, but Kame just quickly stripped off his jacket and put it around Jin's shoulders.
"I'll keep you warm," Kame's voice came in the dark, and then his shadow sank down in front of Jin and first there were hands on him, and then a soft lick, and then heat.
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solo____, speedbetaed by jo_lasallePairing: Kamenashi Kazuya / Akanishi Jin
Word count: c. 300
Rating: Teen
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Fiction, guys.
Notes:
razberrycreme randomly asked for Akame fic incorporating the production of electricity and the national environmental policy act. I had five free minutes. This is what happened."We have to turn the lights off," Kame hissed, and before Jin could protest he plunged the dressing room into darkness.
"But I can't find---"
"It doesn't matter. The production of electricity is having a negative impact on the environment. If we keep the lights on, Nakamaru will be sticking his head in here in less than a minute to turn them off."
"But in that minute I'll have found---"
"In that minute my mouth will be on your cock and do you really want him to find us like that?"
Kame always had the best arguments. Jin gave in, leaned into Kame's arms and nuzzled Kame's neck while Kame's hands made short work of his belt and zipper, and then Jin felt his pants being pushed down and he shivered.
"It's fucking cold in here," he whispered against Kame's neck, and he felt Kame shrug.
"Nakamaru says that the national environmental policy act states that eighteen degrees is an adequate living temperature," he murmured. His arms closed more tightly around Jin as he pressed their hips together, and Jin could tell he was hard. "He sent a flyer around all the staff and janitors."
Jin felt his shiver turn into a shudder. "That sucks," he said, and heard his own voice sound plaintive.
Kame chuckled. It didn't sound unsympathetic, though. "I suck better."
Jin had to laugh even though he was still cold. "You sure do."
He was surprised when Kame let go of him, but Kame just quickly stripped off his jacket and put it around Jin's shoulders.
"I'll keep you warm," Kame's voice came in the dark, and then his shadow sank down in front of Jin and first there were hands on him, and then a soft lick, and then heat.
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Date: 2010-03-01 04:32 am (UTC)The hottest 300 words I've read in a long time.
"I suck better." Oh Kame, you win!
Thank you!
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Date: 2010-03-01 10:59 am (UTC)But I'm glad you liked it! (I wonder if Nakamaru knows that environmental policy can turn people on like this.)
Thank you for commenting. :-)
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Date: 2010-03-01 03:25 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-03-01 04:24 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-03-01 05:53 pm (UTC)"In that minute my mouth will be on your cock and do you really want him to find us like that?"
Kame always had the best arguments. WIN!!! lmao
Aw, you do so seriously rock!
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Date: 2010-03-01 07:27 pm (UTC)Glad you liked the little sweetie, though. Thank you for letting me know. I almost didn't post this snippet anywhere except the thread in which it was originally a comment, and now I'm glad I did. :-)
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Date: 2011-03-12 07:28 am (UTC)(no subject)
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