Akame cookie drabble re-post
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kizuna_exchange fic exchange. And lo, a great whining came upon the land for many writers did procrastinate and ogle naked Kame in the Panasonic CM worship false idols and the Word was not written, and thus unto them spake the double-headed avenger ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
haikuesque, offering to write drabbles for anybody in the exchange who wanted to be rewarded for being good and not procrastinating.
Which drabbles and double drabbles are here preserved for our children and our children's children and their children to come. Comments on begetting have been censored.
Forbecroberts who needed no encouragement but actually finished early. Prompt: "I've been looking at the lovely caps of Kame enjoying shaving a little too much over on Pat's LJ and I figure if shaving is such a turn-on for Kame, perhaps he should go try out his new toy (because I'm sure they gave him a freebie) on Jin? Whether or not Jin is willing to part with his precious scraps of manly facial fluff is entirely up to you guys."
Director's cut
"It'll be good for you, I promise."
The device Kame is brandishing promises no such thing. "You said that about the ice cubes last time," Jin says suspiciously. "And the pudding."
"Not good like that!" Kame rolls his eyes. "Though you are more fun to kiss without those little..."
"Watch it," is all Jin says.
"---your gruff manly stubble."
"Keep that thing away from me."
"You can use it in the shower."
"I saw!" Jin grins triumphantly. "With your pants on. It sure doesn't make you very smart if---"
"You really wanted me to take it all off for the camera man?"
Jin frowns, and says nothing.
Kame steps in, so close it doesn't even matter that he's wearing clothes. "Come join me for the director's cut..."
Then there's a buzz right next to Jin's ear and he nearly jumps away. He only toughs it out because he's not a wuss. Also because Kame is giving him that look.
And then kissing him, hot teasing lips right under the... his gruff manly stubble.
"No pants, huh?" Jin breathes.
Another kiss. "Nope." That thing is still buzzing. Kame looks up with sharp dark eyes. "I'll be very, very careful."
*
200 words
*~*~*
Forrazberrycreme, who wrote a scene and worried about threatening cat poems.
Year of the Tiger
"In the year of the Tiger, the Spirit Cat stalks Tokyo," Ueda intones.
"That's nice, Uepi," Taguchi says with a cheerful smile.
Koki rolls his eyes. "Weren't we past that?"
"The Spirit Cat seeks out procrastinators to wreak vengeance upon them and their loved ones."
"Don't tell me." Kame inspects his nail polish. "It eats them?"
Nakamaru makes himself smaller.
"It's a cat," Ueda says. "It can't eat people."
"Great," Jin says, "so we're safe." He stretches languidly. "Time for… a nap. Coming, Kame?"
Ueda's smile is superior. "You're safe; but why do you think our family keeps big dogs?"
*
100 words
*~*~*
Forrazberrycreme, who requested elaboration on the Hayato fantasy Jin has in Getting With The Plot.
Kizuna
"So..." Kame starts. He's taken it slow. Guy night at his place, Jin nicely chatty after a beer or five, music playing softly all through the cozy evening. "Hayato...?"
Jin looks like a camera's been turned on him; all coziness flows out of him and into the ground.
"I'd like to know," Kame says quietly.
So Jin tells him, haltingly and with lots of choppy sentences. It's adventurous, private and sweet. It makes sense.
Kame looks closely while Jin is still blushing, the story swirling in the air.
"Next Friday could work," he says. "I don't think we have plans."
*
100 words
*~*~*
Forlilmatchgirl007, who requested 'Jin on 1582'.
1582
"...and then you change into another kimono." Jin drums his fingers on his beer bottle, frowning.
"I'm wearing one over the other." Kame is tapping out a rhythm on the floor plans, wearing a ratty t-shirt, his hair up untidily. He isn't really paying attention to Jin.
Kame is nuts. Acting out that story to a pop song. With people around. And swords. And lipstick.
The lipstick just gets him.
But Jin shouldn't be surprised. It's a Kame kind of project.
He squirms uncomfortably, looking down at his jeans; the hat on the table, his shades.
Kame can be anyone.
*
100 words
*~*~*
Also forlilmatchgirl007, who was good twice and further requested Jin teasing Kame about the 100 cans of red bull Kame gave to Miura Shouhei.
Red Bull
Fittingly, Jin is drinking coffee when he hears the gossip. "A hundred? For White Day?" There's eyebrow-waggling. "Unconventional."
"That was the day after. And don't be stupid. I only love you."
Jin blinks. "That's not..."
Kame grins slowly. "You do get cute on too much caffeine."
Jin is outraged. It's almost like saying he can't hold his liquor.
"Just give me that Red Bull and I'll show you," he mumbles later, after he's more or less won the wrestling match and Kame is wriggling happily on top of him.
"You taste better on coffee," Kame says; checks again and nods.
*
100 words
*~*~*
Formisao_duo, who prompted us with this:
Happy
Jin's known Kame for, like, ever. He knows Kame who's freaking out over performances and Kame who's being a workaholic jerk about early morning rehearsals. He knows him when he wolfs down four meals a day and still looks like his parents lock him in the basement with warm water for dinner.
But for a time, he didn't know Kame happy anymore.
So it's still magical to see. Even at six in the morning; even on some stupid show that would sap Jin's will to live. Watching Kame happy with their job, their lives, is the greatest thing of all.
*
100 words
kizuna_exchange fic exchange. And lo, a great whining came upon the land for many writers did procrastinate and haikuesque, offering to write drabbles for anybody in the exchange who wanted to be rewarded for being good and not procrastinating.Which drabbles and double drabbles are here preserved for our children and our children's children and their children to come. Comments on begetting have been censored.
For
becroberts who needed no encouragement but actually finished early. Prompt: "I've been looking at the lovely caps of Kame enjoying shaving a little too much over on Pat's LJ and I figure if shaving is such a turn-on for Kame, perhaps he should go try out his new toy (because I'm sure they gave him a freebie) on Jin? Whether or not Jin is willing to part with his precious scraps of manly facial fluff is entirely up to you guys."Director's cut
"It'll be good for you, I promise."
The device Kame is brandishing promises no such thing. "You said that about the ice cubes last time," Jin says suspiciously. "And the pudding."
"Not good like that!" Kame rolls his eyes. "Though you are more fun to kiss without those little..."
"Watch it," is all Jin says.
"---your gruff manly stubble."
"Keep that thing away from me."
"You can use it in the shower."
"I saw!" Jin grins triumphantly. "With your pants on. It sure doesn't make you very smart if---"
"You really wanted me to take it all off for the camera man?"
Jin frowns, and says nothing.
Kame steps in, so close it doesn't even matter that he's wearing clothes. "Come join me for the director's cut..."
Then there's a buzz right next to Jin's ear and he nearly jumps away. He only toughs it out because he's not a wuss. Also because Kame is giving him that look.
And then kissing him, hot teasing lips right under the... his gruff manly stubble.
"No pants, huh?" Jin breathes.
Another kiss. "Nope." That thing is still buzzing. Kame looks up with sharp dark eyes. "I'll be very, very careful."
*
200 words
*~*~*
For
razberrycreme, who wrote a scene and worried about threatening cat poems.Year of the Tiger
"In the year of the Tiger, the Spirit Cat stalks Tokyo," Ueda intones.
"That's nice, Uepi," Taguchi says with a cheerful smile.
Koki rolls his eyes. "Weren't we past that?"
"The Spirit Cat seeks out procrastinators to wreak vengeance upon them and their loved ones."
"Don't tell me." Kame inspects his nail polish. "It eats them?"
Nakamaru makes himself smaller.
"It's a cat," Ueda says. "It can't eat people."
"Great," Jin says, "so we're safe." He stretches languidly. "Time for… a nap. Coming, Kame?"
Ueda's smile is superior. "You're safe; but why do you think our family keeps big dogs?"
*
100 words
*~*~*
For
razberrycreme, who requested elaboration on the Hayato fantasy Jin has in Getting With The Plot.Kizuna
"So..." Kame starts. He's taken it slow. Guy night at his place, Jin nicely chatty after a beer or five, music playing softly all through the cozy evening. "Hayato...?"
Jin looks like a camera's been turned on him; all coziness flows out of him and into the ground.
"I'd like to know," Kame says quietly.
So Jin tells him, haltingly and with lots of choppy sentences. It's adventurous, private and sweet. It makes sense.
Kame looks closely while Jin is still blushing, the story swirling in the air.
"Next Friday could work," he says. "I don't think we have plans."
*
100 words
*~*~*
For
lilmatchgirl007, who requested 'Jin on 1582'.1582
"...and then you change into another kimono." Jin drums his fingers on his beer bottle, frowning.
"I'm wearing one over the other." Kame is tapping out a rhythm on the floor plans, wearing a ratty t-shirt, his hair up untidily. He isn't really paying attention to Jin.
Kame is nuts. Acting out that story to a pop song. With people around. And swords. And lipstick.
The lipstick just gets him.
But Jin shouldn't be surprised. It's a Kame kind of project.
He squirms uncomfortably, looking down at his jeans; the hat on the table, his shades.
Kame can be anyone.
*
100 words
*~*~*
Also for
lilmatchgirl007, who was good twice and further requested Jin teasing Kame about the 100 cans of red bull Kame gave to Miura Shouhei.Red Bull
Fittingly, Jin is drinking coffee when he hears the gossip. "A hundred? For White Day?" There's eyebrow-waggling. "Unconventional."
"That was the day after. And don't be stupid. I only love you."
Jin blinks. "That's not..."
Kame grins slowly. "You do get cute on too much caffeine."
Jin is outraged. It's almost like saying he can't hold his liquor.
"Just give me that Red Bull and I'll show you," he mumbles later, after he's more or less won the wrestling match and Kame is wriggling happily on top of him.
"You taste better on coffee," Kame says; checks again and nods.
*
100 words
*~*~*
For
misao_duo, who prompted us with this:Happy
Jin's known Kame for, like, ever. He knows Kame who's freaking out over performances and Kame who's being a workaholic jerk about early morning rehearsals. He knows him when he wolfs down four meals a day and still looks like his parents lock him in the basement with warm water for dinner.
But for a time, he didn't know Kame happy anymore.
So it's still magical to see. Even at six in the morning; even on some stupid show that would sap Jin's will to live. Watching Kame happy with their job, their lives, is the greatest thing of all.
*
100 words
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Date: 2010-04-04 03:58 pm (UTC)[Also, Kizuna is intriguing me greatly, moar plz ;D]
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Date: 2010-04-05 06:28 pm (UTC)Kizuna: sl-slow down, we have demanding whores to write! :-/
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Date: 2010-04-05 04:27 am (UTC)The drabbles are <3.
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Date: 2011-03-13 07:55 pm (UTC)Very nice icon you have there, too!
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Date: 2011-05-03 03:52 pm (UTC)(Minute of silence being observed.)
But yay that you found our older stuff and like it. :-) Pretty much all of it is quite different from the whores. 'Happy' was so much fun to write, while '1582' had a bit of angst sneaking in... but never too much!