Enjoy the Summer Love

[haikuesque.livejournal.com]

This our ransom payment to the Red Turtle Gang.

Enjoy The Summer Love
by solo____ & jo_lasalle
Pairing: Kamenashi Kazuya/Akanishi Jin.
Word count: c. 1,100
Rating: Explicit. Also negotiating with criminals.
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction.
Warnings: No warnings apply. But you should keep your Hütchen on you at all times.
Summary: Shower sex.

Authors' note: NOT OUR FAULT. WE WERE FORCED.

Everybody come together...
 

Comments

[lieben-kame.livejournal.com]

I'M FIRST COMMENT WOOHOOO

Okay first of all, the journal post that led to this. LMAOOOO. I was so confused at first and then was like OMG YAY RANDOM AKAME PORNZ



AND THIS WAS LOVELYYY ugh, Summer Loving and HWU have a whole new meaning now. :'DD The puns made me laugh. I also really love that you included Meisa and Theia again. <33 Makes it a lot more realistic! This was actually kinda slice-of-life-y, simple but really sweet and sexy! And yay also for non-penetrative sex!! :DDD I really love all the imagery in this too and Jin smelling like strawberries. Also, I think this is the shortest one shot you've ever written, no?

Anyway, I totally needed this, since I'm been too lazy/occupied to read any fic for awhile. |D THANK YOOU FOR THIS SHOWER SEX GEM. There needs to be more sex shower in the fic world. ._.

[haikuesque.livejournal.com]

YOU WERE FIRST COMMENT. YOU GET FIRST REPLY. \\\o///

>_>

We still deny all responsibility. We had to save the Hütchen. It was innocent, after all.

But we are glad you liked it. ^_^ And our lame puns made you laugh! WIN! The strawberry is Kame's fault, or, okay, Jin's for stealing all of Kame's bathroom stuff. (He just does that when you leave him unsupervised.)

Also, I think this is the shortest one shot you've ever written, no?

HAHAHAH yes, we have actually, for once, written shortfic. All it took was a criminal gang and some blackmail? Hmmmm.

We think this was our first shower sex scene too... virgins no more, we guess. >_>

THANK YOU!

[lieben-kame.livejournal.com]

DAT ICON <333 You're very welcome!!! :DDD

[dori-liv.livejournal.com]

I love it!
It's smut but with such a homely feel <3 I love Kame coming home to find Jin unexpectedly in his shower! <3
and yes, the ransom note etc made me laugh XD

[haikuesque.livejournal.com]

Smut with a homey feel is just right. *g* Thank you very much, we're happy it worked!

But the ransom note was eeeeeeeevil!!!!!

>_>

[dori-liv.livejournal.com]

I've experienced such evilness when our build-a-bear was kidnapped *weeps*
but at least this was in aid of something awesome and beneficial to me all

[sablenoir4.livejournal.com]

*still chuckling from the RTN post*
that opening/jinthing is so WARM. lovely feels.
thanks for paying up *g*

[haikuesque.livejournal.com]

We really should not be giving in to criminals but we were not strong enough. T_____T

Happy you enjoyed, though! At least Jin and Kame got some out of this horrible blackmail incident...

[vrmachina.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much for this!! ^__^ It was super cute! (Nothing cuter than smut?!)

[haikuesque.livejournal.com]

You're welcome! Thank you so much for the comment! :D Kame and Jin are sometimes cuter than smut but when they're being smutty their smut can be cute too... um. If you know what we mean! *g*

[frameofmind6.livejournal.com]

Yay! This is delightful, short and sweet. I just read “How to Hook Your Fish” the other day (intending to leave a comment, but being slow, as usual), so I basically read this one like a mini-sequel to that. In which context it’s even sweeter. ;)

When Kame said “Hey, what’s up,” and Jin said, “You’re so lame,” it took me a second to get it. Then I almost choked on a brownie. (Yes, I was eating brownies while Jin and Kame were having shower sex. Surprise ransom Akame smut demands surprise afternoon snack of brownies. *infallible logic*) Jin, all I’ll say is, Kame’s not the one who named the single… ;)

On a completely and totally unrelated note, where can I donate to the Red Turtle Gang…? (*innocent blink*)

[dori-liv.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, I didn't even get the Hey Whats Up thing until you said O_O

[sablenoir4.livejournal.com]

me neither *facepalms*
got to slow down my reading.. :/

[haikuesque.livejournal.com]

Heeee. Yes, it would fit in with 'How to Hook Your Fish', wouldn't it? We thought so too, actually. But then not everything needs a 'verse' so we decided to leave it open. *g*

We think brownies and shower porn sound like a delightful combination... well, maybe not literally, that might get soggy. >_> (But now we want a brownie too. UNFAIR!)

WE DO NOT FACILITATE FUNDRAISING FOR CRIMINALS. T____T Nobody understands our pain...

But thank you very much for commenting, we're happy you liked it! (But no more choking!!)

[abyssinian13.livejournal.com]

more power to the Red Turtle Gang..and you should always be forced then, if the result is jin and kame in the shower, making out..

lots of lovely, lovely images here: Jin singing in the shower smelling of strawberries for Kame to come home to, Theia giving Jin a hard time, Kame and Jin together..

"Hey, what's up," he says. Jin laughs and shudders at the same time. - made me laugh..Kame is lame but it worked here..

the ransom letter and attached pics from the Red Turtle Gang cracked me up..i hope your Hütchen is safe but i'm with the gang's campaign here..

thanks for sharing!!!

[haikuesque.livejournal.com]

I get the feeling that we, as VICTIMS, are not being sufficiently sympathized with.

But we're happy you like the story, the strawberries and Theia and the lameness. :) Thank you for commenting!

[seelenlicht.livejournal.com]

Where can I sign up to be a member of the Red Turtle Gang? They're doing a very, very important work here....and I want to support them with all my might.

Thank you for that lovely oneshot! It was equally cute and hot at the same time ;-)

[haikuesque.livejournal.com]

We're afraid we can't help you contact the Red Turtle Gang... but they left a comment below yours, so you might get lucky there. :p

We're glad you enjoyed the story! Thank you for letting us know!

[redturtlegang.livejournal.com]

The redturlegang is very pleased with your ransom payment.
In fact it made one of their members promise the other member to reenact that scene on Sunday. Thank you very much for that.
The Hütchen wasn't harmed at all and should now be back with you.

Excuse us while one member tries to convince the other to reenact that scene now...

[dori-liv.livejournal.com]

I don't usually condone violence, but you guys are doing great work

[haikuesque.livejournal.com]

We would say it was a pleasure doing business with you, but you frighten us.

In compensation for our pain and suffering, could we get the video documentation of the reenactment?

Thank you for returning the Hütchen so promptly and ninja-ly. You guys are definitely pros.

[sablenoir4.livejournal.com]

In compensation for our pain and suffering, could we get the video documentation of the reenactment?
Haikuesque, la', vous m'avez choque' -- vous avez OSEZ? Dear RTG, the suggestion of a [dubitably blackmail worthy] vid, confers rights to inflict a secondary punishment on this pair. *shakes head*

[b_akakame.livejournal.com]

That was... awesome and very very hot and OMG ILU. *___* OMG I LOVE THIS!
And I really love the whole image of Kame coming home to unexpectedly find Jin under his shower. They are so adorable together. (But hey, what else did I expect? *g*)

So many images still flashing in his brain, and the guys let him pitch forever.
*_______* Yes, for a moment I might have gotten more excited over Kame pitching than the much anticipated shower sex. >__>

But I love what you did with the HWU thing. And even if Kame was a little lame, it worked in the end anyway. :P and everything was up, too #OMGBRAIN
They are so sweet here, I want to squish them. >___< And I can't stop flailing about this, really. ^^"

Thanks a lot for this great mix of cuteness and hotness! #happyninja
If only I had known earlier that being accused of crimes I haven't commited could bring me shower porn....

[haikuesque.livejournal.com]

And I really love the whole image of Kame coming home to unexpectedly find Jin under his shower.

We are very fond of that image too. Kame deserves an unexpected Jin under his shower after a long day.

Yes, for a moment I might have gotten more excited over Kame pitching than the much anticipated shower sex.

Why are we not even surprised? :) BTW we were watching Going! last night and wishing you were there to explain stuff to us. >_>

The HWU stuff just had to be in there! How could we ignore that Jin finally has a new single out?

Glad you liked it! And yeah, sometimes crimes and porn are oddly connected...

[souleater-angel.livejournal.com]

This was the most ingenious blackmail ever. And also the funniest. ^^

I loved Jin's singing in the shower and Kame's no-scare-Jin precautions and of course the hotness that always happens when the two of them are together. This managed to be cute and hot all at the same time and was totally a sufficient ransom if you ask me. XD

I know you were FORCED but thanks for this. ^_^

[haikuesque.livejournal.com]

We were proud to be recipients of such amazing blackmail. The Red Turtle Gang is clearly very professional.

Glad you liked the cuteness and the hotness. :) We did our best in time to save the poor Hütchen.